Grand Adventure for Oct. 26 2011
My dear chaps!
Today was an eventful day, if I do say so myself! I woke up 20 minutes before my human awoke- 20 minutes, thirty two seconds to be percise. She had an important meeting today so I decided to wake her up calmly, instead of having to listen to that roaring beast of an alarm clock for 10 minutes straight.
I hopped up on top of her and started massaging her bosom area, but she got mad at me for doing so. I don’t understand!! She lets multiple men do it, some of whom she just met that night!! (I should know, as a cat my sense of smell is very particular and I can tell who she has been with, and which she has just met… )
To remind her who here is boss, I pretended to sleep on her bed as she was trying to make it. That will show her not to roll on my tail when she is sleeping!
After she left for work, I slept again until the afternoon, ate, baked some truffles in my sandbox, sniffed the warm truffles and made my way out the window for some exploration!!
Now, I am no Jacques Cousteau or Columbus but I do find my outings quite amusing. I sat on the fence and called out to my love, Genvieve. She wasn’t answering!!! I called and called, until she came and then some adolescent pre-pubescent teen boy kicked a can at her and she fled. I say! Do teenagers have any respect for the domesticated feline these days?! I am repulsed! Especially since it was mine and Genvieve’s one year anniversary.
I went home and found my human preparing a feast for her self (I honestly do not know how she consumes so much- and then sometimes she cries and eats at the same time!! But that only happens when the male humans stop showing up, so you don’t need to have that much sympathy for me.)
And then I ate some more and went to sleep on her pillow.
Toot-a-loo,
~Sampson
